This may be one of the dumbest ways someone has almost died that I’ve seen in my entire life.

Everyone knows that, if you’re playing with a ball and it goes into the road, you wait until the cars are gone before you retrieve it. I guess I said “everyone,” but there appears to be a glaring exception to that statement in the form of the man in this video.

He chased a ball into the street, then dove under a car to get his ball back. While he lived to tell the tale this time, with a mind like that, something tells me he’s not long for this world.